Big Boobs Popping Out to raise my grades

Listen Professor you have been failing me in your science class, but now I want to try a new Science Project with you so you will have to give me all A's x I will defy gravity and bounce, wobble my big bursting out boobs in your face and on your head, with lots of lotion to make them so shiny and slippery x You will not be able to resist my demands for better grades x