So you say you want to JOIN our company ... ohhh ... oop ... I mean why are you so FAT? I didn't expect you to be that BULKY. Next time I should ask applicants to attach a full length picture to their CVs. Well, tell me more about yourself ... how did you get so OBESE? I mean the position you applied for REQUIRES you to sit on your ASS all day long in front of the COMPUTER SCREEN. Don't you think you will get even FATTER? I mean if I HIRE you you will be the 1st FAT EMPLOYEE in this company. But you know what ... you STINK. You really SMELL as a SPOILED CHEESE! It's not really me who MINDS so much your TOILET SMELL ... but it's our company's guests, business partners and other employees I care about. How they suppose to TOLERATE a SKUNK - you? The whole building smells shyte because of you now! Ain't you ashamed of yourself? Or maybe it was your intention to spoil my REPUTATION. You know what?! If you want to get this JOB you have to lose weight. You heard it right! And not just to lose it but to become a SKINNY PIN. Look at me ... I want you to turn into a SKINNY BONEY. Yup, no MEAT is allowed in this company. Only BONES are accepted! Of course, if you enjoy to be a REJECT you can IGNORE this diet! But keep it in mind that I will NEVER hire a FAT PERSON. It's just so disgusting! I BET you will never get as SKINNY as this SALAMI sausage. I can see you are already craving for this tomato between my BUMS. Oh no, how did you DARE to swallow it, you FAT PIGGY FACE! You know what such an OBESE BASTARD without manners as you are have to get FINISHED immediately. Say good-bye to my ASS! PLOP ... ** To SUPPORT my VIDEO PRODUCTION ... if you want to see NEW VIDEOS of me - TIP me 5000$. * If you would like to get a CUSTOM VIDEO which will CATER to your FETISH - EMAIL to me!