POV: You see me gardening, and decide to come over and pinch me because I’m not wearing green. I chase you back into the bushes, with the rest of your friends and find your pot of gold. I spot you, and let you know I am wearing green, you just can’t see it. I know I get a wish in order for you to be released, so I wish for something to fulfill my hunger. You turn your pot of gold into chocolate for me, but that’s not what I wanted. I waste no time in devouring you. And when I’m finished, I eat your friend who witnessed it before I belch you both away and get back to work.