I have a present for you, I saw something when I was out and I had to get it for you because it made me think of you. I know you've been so worried about your size, and that you'd never be able to fuck because of it, but I found something very, very special just for you! If you can find someone willing to put up with a dick that small, I found these teeny tiny condoms so you can be safe and protected. Isn't that wonderful?