Welcome to "Loser Affirmations". Your ultimate guide to being a degenerate loser bitch. Let's face it. You know you're a pathetic good for nothing loser that will never, ever know how to get a woman. Let alone satisfy her. That's why you have to submit to being my beta bitch and doing as you're told. This is your sex life now. So repeat after me: "I am a shitty little virgin loser who will never get bitches." That's right. And you will repeat all the mantras I give you, until your brain gets reprogrammed to being a submissive goon slave for my perfection.