Your everyday life isn't very exciting, is it, pet? You get up to the same alarm every morning, drive to work, spend the same long hours working your ass off at your boring job, you come back home to eat and stare at the TV, jerk off to porn, maybe have some boring sex and do it all over again! Life isn't really meant to be lived this way, though, is it? You need a little bit of exciting in your life! You need a little bit of something to spice your life with - something like me! A true God! A Goddess! You need a new faith to follow, something you can truly believe in - a new religion! And I have just that for you! I'm here to help you escape from your everyday life! I know you're desperate for it! I can sense you're getting more and more desperate to let go of all control and worship your new God! It's only normal! Everyone needs something they can truly believe in, something that gives them hope and fills that void deep within - and you know I am exactly that thing you need to fill the void inside of you with! So thank me for existing and get ready to accept me as your new religion, your one and only, your everything!