I know, Saint Patrick's was officially on Thursday, but we all know that the best time to be celebrating is the weekend! And I know you will be having extra fun and indulging in your addictions throughout this weekend! So me being so nice and generous, I decided to make life easier for you and help you turn into a total goonbot for me! I can sense you're already getting desperate to feel me control, to feel me pushing myself deep under your skin, deep inside of your head, turning your brain to mush! So go ahead, kneel before me like a good boy, hold onto that cock and click play like a good boy! Be careful, though, this is only the beginning of a weekend-long journey down the goon-hole, so you better be prepared! Whatever other plans you had for the weekend, I don't care - you're staying in with me!