You know what I just realized? Everyone in the world has sex but you! Have you noticed that? I mean EVERYBODY!!! Everybody's having the hottest sex, all your friends, all your fam, everyone you work with... ESPECIALLY your boss. And you? Well... You're sitting here, of course, jerking that pathetic fucking dick all for me. What a LOSER YOU ARE!!!! Everybody has sex but you, loser!!! Hump your hand while your friends go fuck. Pussyfree loser, I want you to understand that when I say everybody I mean EVERYBODY. You really are the odd man out. Yeah you are. But that's really just what a FUCKING LOSER YOU ARE!!! JUST A PATHETIC FUCKING LOSER!!! THE MOST PATHETIC BITCH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!! Pathetic pussyfree bitch.