It's so sweet of you to come and check on me but I'm absolutely fine! I know you're new to the neighbourhood, so maybe you didn't know the we get regular earthquakes. They're fine, actually, I've learned to enjoy them! Inviting you into my bedroom, wearing tight jeans, riding boots and rollneck sweater, I start to explain how the frequent earthquakes make me feel extra horny. And then an earthquake begins! This is so sexy, don't you think? Have you ever fucked during an earthquake? And would you like to try? I certainly would! With great timing, another tremor knocks me backwards onto the bed, and soon we're fucking vigorously as the earth moves. Stupendous! Shall we do this every time it happens?