You were such a fool going out with Janet from Accounting! You know she's the office gossip! She even shared photos! I have to sit you down and try to be classy and not bust out laughing. Let me tell you how we all saw it, passed her phone around, every one is laughing at you! It makes so much sense now, you've been so shy. You are quiet. Passed over for every promotion. Hahahaha! It's pathetic. How can you stroke, how can you get a BJ? You can't it's useless.