Cigarettes aren't cheap you know, but YOU ARE! Now suck up my smoke you greedy little pig. Let my smoke mesmerize you, take over you, until I have you under my complete control. Eat it up, breath it in, savor every last bit of it. Take my mind poison. You are failing me, my ashtray is over stuffed full, my pack almost empty! While you just sit there gawking at me like a filthy little perv! You are broke and cheap, no wonder women don't like you and you have to come see me.