I've just had a delicious meal at a popular restaurant of thin crust pizza and garlic bread, and I really have to go number two! There are a lot of other women in the bathroom since it's a crowded Saturday night and you can hear them chatting and using the hand dryer after they wash their hands. First I pee, then I think I have to take a dump, but really, it's just some loud and very stinky farts! I struggle to take a dump as I'm a bit constipated at first. I grunt, push, and make some very weird and ugly faces. There's a lot of other women in the bathroom and I'm trying to wait until they leave to finish my dump. But alas, it looks like I'm never going to be alone in the women's bathroom, so I finish going number two as quickly as possible as to not gross out the other women with my very stinky gas and dump. I blow my nose and you get a glimpse of some very gross slimy boogers. Then I finish my dump and let loose some very loud farts and boy, do they ever stink! I'm so embarrassed and I pull up my pants, flush the toilet, and get the hell out of there.