It seems you’re early. The Romanian language lesson begins in 15 minutes. Is that your Western punctuality? I understand you want to impress your fiancée by learning our language: Romanian. It’s so interesting to find out you’d dedicate time and money to make a woman happy. Is she pretty like Me? It’s a shame she never wears red lipstick, because it surely makes everything better. What is it about creamy, expensive lipstick that makes your knees melt? Let’s learn a word or two in Romanian so that you can impress this special lady in your life. Say the word “sclav”. Does it sound the same in your language? What does it mean? Why am I mentioning that? I want you to shut your mouth for a couple of minutes and listen to Me. I’m always going to be more attractive than your fiancée, because I know what’s going on inside your brain. Right now your mind is focused on My fabulous Romanian red lips. Soon enough you’ll forget all about the fiancée and beg to live as My slave.