It's funny how April Fools' Day falls on payday this year. It seems as though fate has prompted a wager with your finances. This sultry, 90-second clip may feature Me sensually teasing My perfect Princess breasts. If you listen closely, you might be able to hear Me moan as I caress My nipples through the fabric of My lingerie. Will Lady Luck smile and bless you with erotic breast worship? Or will She laugh at your foolishness fueled by lust? There's only one way to find out. Take the plunge.