It's April and you owe me a tiny dick tax! Look between your legs, look at that sad, little, useless, unfuckable, annoying cock, all those reasons are why you owe me a tax. FYI real men don't have to pay tiny taxes, but you clearly are not a real man are you? not even close. Real men get my pussy wet. The only thing your dick does is make me laugh. The best thing you can do is accept your pathetic little cock and live a pussy free life. Now pay your tiny dick tax.