It would be a real fucking shame if I was to tell your gf all the messed up stuff you have done. All the messed up stuff you are into. All the messed up stuff you are. A real fucking shame is I was to share those secrets, huh? Could ruin your career? Your relationships? Your entire life? Boofuckinghoo. Start paying to make me silent or suffer the fucking consequences of trusting a smart, hateful bitch.