You have been waiting for a Goddess like Me to send ALL of your savings to. Since you will never get to fuck Me, the closest you can come is letting Me fuck you financially. I take your finances into My more capable twenty one year old hands. I further your slave training, allowing you to fulfill your purpose of being one of My mindless pay drones. You have spent decades building a savings portfolio and I take control of it effortlessly. I redirect your savings to the best investment you will ever make, ME.