We have matched on an online dating app and tonight is our first time meeting. You are immediately impressed and slightly threatened with how fit I am and how strong my arms are as I pull off My cover up. I start off somewhat nice about the fact that you look NOTHING like your profile but eventually grow completely disgusted with what is in front of Me. You are just a tiny, scrawny, weak loser that was just hiding behind a profile and I'm here for your verbal reality check.