You've been demoted from your high-ranking position at my company to the office toilet. I wasn't pleased with your last quarter's performance. It was despicable. I'm not cold-hearted, I'd never fire you. But you have been moved down to a position much more suited for your abilities. You've come in early today to find that your new office is directly under a toilet in the men's bathroom. Don't worry, I'll break you in first. You will eat everything that comes out of me with a smile on your face. I've heard a rumor that the men have been sneaking off and jerking off in the restrooms. Guess you'll be eating cum and brown ice cream too! Look at you down there, you're not even trying to bargain for your old job back. You've already accepted your new position, as the office toilet!