You're a virgin loser who's never had sex, will never have sex, and who can't even dream of what real sex would feel like...no, you're doomed forevermore to eat your cum, because you'll never get to eat pussy. Fuck your hand-pussy as I humiliate you, spread My legs, and shake My ass behind beta-safe pixels. You can even hear how wet My pussy is...but such a sight is not for your virgin eyes. Then, I count you down and instruct you to cum in your hand before slurping every last drop...eating out your hand like it's a pussy. It's the closest you're ever going to get, so you'd best savour it. Penis genitalia; the gender of the viewer is not referenced.