<p>Welcome to church, Joe. You have egregiously sinned, reveling in the wickedness of your sexual transgressions. I am not here to bring you to the light, but to further ensure the damnation of your eternal soul. You’ll edge thrice for me, deny God three times. You will damn your soul to hell for me. As you get harder and harder, your weakness takes over and you will belong to Satan. You will even submit video proof of you writing the mark of the beast upon your flesh and spilling your seed for Satan as you exclaim <b>“Ave Satanis!”</b></p>