Ever wondered how you compare to other men around the world? I’m not talking about real men. I’m talking about all of the small dick losers out there! I’ve had so many fans ask me if their dick is the smallest that I’ve seen. It’s like you losers think that having a small dick is some sort of achievement. So pathetic. Well, I thought it would be entertaining to hold a contest to see who actually holds the smallest dick out there. There is no real prize, because small dicks don’t deserve anything, but how humiliating is it to be compared to all of the other guys that are lacking in the pants? The instructions to enter are in this video and it’s quite simple. Here’s your chance to show me your useless, tiny dick. Ew!