POV: You return home from work to find me waiting to greet you with a conversation nobody could have prepared you for. My gut has been telling me that something isn’t quite right in our relationship for a little while, and it took me all of about 10 minutes to find out what that was. You really thought you were going to get away with it? You really thought that I would never find out about your wife and your fam? You seem nervous, so in an attempt to comfort you, I let you know that I have no intention of letting your wife know where you’ve been skulking around for the past few months. Why would I ruin any chance of me having some fun with this situation? I’m about to let you in on my plan for revenge considering you have been lying to me for so long. You’re about to work harder than you ever have in your life to give me every last thing that I ask for. You know what they say - hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.