<p>You meet a strange woman at a funeral. She seems very mysterious and doesn’t seem to know anyone there. She has a deck of cards and starts to tease you. She asks you strange and morbid questions and asks you if you had the opportunity to talk to someone who is gone, would you do it? She offers you a card from her deck and tells you that she has the power to allow you to speak to someone you have lost. Before your very eyes, she seems to be possessed by the spirit of your ditzy, flirty first girlfriend. The first thing that she tells you is that there is no fucking in Heaven and she demands that you have sex with her. You’re reluctant, knowing that this moment could be gone soon and right as you’re about to enter her, the medium you were speaking with comes back. She’s not pleased that you were taking advantage of her!</p>