<p>Do you like my new lingerie? I got it just for our special night. I know we haven’t had sex yet, but you keep telling me about your big, juicy cock and I can’t wait to enjoy every inch of you! What are you being so shy for? Do I have to rip your clothes off? I’ll just pull your pants down myself!</p> <p>Oh my God, what is that?! That is a medical marvel. You genuinely have a micropenis, don’t you? That’s one hell of a lie to tell a lady! I can’t believe I got suckered into this! How do you even masturbate with that thing? You’d have to flick your bean like a girl! Well, I’m out of here, mister, I’m going to find a real man who can actually have sex with me. I bet you’re a virgin! You’re so small I don’t think it would actually go into a vagina! That’s just pathetic. See you never, loser!</p>