Chris, I am your Mother, what on earth do you think you are doing staring at my breasts like that?? Oh my god... you have a hard on?? This is extremely inappropriate Chris. But we are going to have to do something about that now, aren't we? And it has been an awfully long time since your Mother got any action. Hmmm, ok, as I'm your Mother, I am willing to help you out just this one time. Mother knows best, but just keep this our secret, ok?