It's the weekend! You know what that means, time to go out, party, date, and have fun! I have a hot date planned for tonight, what are you up to? oh wait, I forgot you have a teeny tiny cock haha, I guess you won't be going out. I bet your weekend will consist of you pumping that little thing over and over. Honestly, it's better this way, why try and get laid when you know it's not going to happen, save yourself the embarrassment and just stay where you are. Don't worry, I'll tell you all the juicy details of my date so you can sit there and fantasize about what I'm doing. In fact, I have a visual you can use.....