A disease that cannot be cured. Humping your hand is your sex life and it's one you don't plan on quitting. It's not like you have many options, let's be real. For a gooner like you, it's classified as a serious disorder. Is it life-threatening? not exactly. only to living the life of a normal man with a normal sex life, and your wallet! However, it's been established a long time ago that a normal life wasn't for you. I am not going to fix you. i am going to break you more, because I love profiting off of your mishaps. Your chronic illness. your masturbation addiction. Your porn fetish. I keep you right where I want you by making this content, that way it's clear that there is NO escape. EVER. Even if you try, this illness is lifelong, and pumping for me is your lifeline.