I've got something to tell you hun, you've got boyfriend dick. What is boyfriend dick you ask? Well basically it's basic average dick. Not big, not little shrimp dick. Just average, and in your case, slightly below. Now, you talked a good game in the beginning, and that's all it was, talk. And I'm not one to sugarcoat things, the fact is it doesn't satisfy me the way I like. Which really makes you the optimal boyfriend for someone like me. You'll get to do all the things that boyfriends do, like spoiling me and worshipping the ground I walk on. In return, I'm going to fuck those big cocks that I love so much. It's a win-win, I get pampered, adored, and wicked down good. You get to call me your girlfriend with the occasional pity fuck. You're so lucky to have me in your life now, kisses.