I don't think all pussy free losers are equal. You're all pathetic but some of you more than others, which is why I've come up with 'awards' for different rankings of pussy free loser lol. There are 5 possible levels. Platinum, Gold, Silver, Bronze and Tin. I'll be taking you through my questionnaire as I mock you and tease you for what a pussy starved loser you are. Once I've calculated your score and ranking, I'll send you back a 2 minute (pre-recorded, not personalized) video announcing the 'pussy free loser award' I've decided to give you and I won't hold back on having a good laugh at how pathetic you are too. Don't forget to tell me your username when you email me.