Welcome to the Easter Clinic! I know you didn't have any operations scheduled, but you see, I collect eggs. You know. *ahem*... Male eggs. I decided that the best way to do this is to find men who shouldn't reproduce, and take THEIR eggs! That's why you're here today - You're an extremely pathetic person who doesn't deserve to procreate! I'm going in without any anesthesia, so try not to squirm too much! Fucking loser.