POV: I just bought a bunch of candy and grabbed my plastic eggs out of storage. I call my girlfriend to let her know Im about to start assembling everything as she’s currently watching the little ones before our Easter egg hunt. As Im going through the eggs, I notice one is already filled. With you, my ex husband, but shrunken down. You were hoping shrinking down would allow you back into her life, to reconnect, but I assure you that will never happen on my watch. I’m in control, I’m hungry, and I’m not letting you leave that egg alive. Thinking about you sliding down my throat excites me. I’m so thankful I got put in charge of filling the eggs and making sure our family never has to deal with you anymore. I swallow you, chew every last bit of you and clean you out of my teeth knowing that’s the last I’ll ever have to deal with from you. I get to connect with my daughter even better now, knowing I never have to worry about you. I sit back, digest you, burping you away in pure relief, before getting back to filling eggs and heading out to see my daughter on this VERY happy Easter.