Your relationship? It's over. She's getting in the way of you ruining your life with porn, so I'm getting rid of her. It's time to break up. You don't need a girlfriend. All you need is porn. All you need is masturbation. All you need is ME. And pretty soon, that's all you'll have. You won't miss her. You'll be so busy compulsively masturbating your life away that you'll forget all about her. Once she's gone, there will be nothing holding you back from sliding down the rabbit hole of porn addiction. Porn is your sex life now. I'm your sex life now. I'm your girlfriend now.