Your favorite hot brat verbally annihilates you while mocking how you were probably that poser in HS who pretended to smoke just to 'be around'. You are so pathetic.. and I can't help but enjoy every minute I spend breaking it down to you. You are worthless and nonexistent unless you're being used and abu$ed for my entertainment, my luxuries, my pleasure... I tease, humiliate, and deny you with my perfect body... explaining how this is only the beginning of your new favorite addiction (Me, 'duh'!) I'm going to seduce you into spending more and more on this Godly body, it's too easy... This 4/20, The Captain isn't paying for any of her own smoke... just like every other day, because look at me... why would I?