I know you want to enter a contract to be one of My many loyal pawns. There is no better use for you than to further My power, My money, and My Domination of the world. There is no other option, pet. You should thank Me. I'm making use of you when you know you are less than nothing. You will sign My contract. You will do as I say. You will submit to Me, and you will love every. single. second.