You and I both know that I am the best investment you could ever put your money into, the level of control I have over you has become so grand that you need the next level of domination; someone that will keep you away from impulsive spending, and deserves to reap the benefits of your expendable income. Why trust other banks with your money when the Bank of Maven is already prepped and ready-to-go with a thousand different methods of keeping you from spending your money flippantly? Maven has total control over your finances once your account has been opened; every last cent that comes in and out is no longer available for your senseless spending habits. Welcome to the Bank of Maven, a new finance house designed for the specific purpose of reinvesting all of your funds! Description by: Harley Bee