You know what I think of you? A pathetic loser. You don't do anything but sit at home and play video games, and jerk off to me all day. What a loser. The only good thing about you is your money, but your money makes me happy so I thought I'd keep you happy today. Today you get to jerk off to me, you pathetic little punk, you get to watch me and touch yourself. I'm feeling generous today.