Thank you for coming in for a follow up interview today. After interviewing several candidates, I believe you're the right fit for the job. Being my assistant is no walk in the park, however. And there's just one more detail we need to discuss before you accept. See, you'll be working long hours and I need you available to me...so you're going to have to wear a diaper. And don't worry - I'll be checking every day to make sure you are padded up! And I'll be the one changing you when you wet. Oh, don't be so surprised...why do you think the pay is so high?