*Custom Request* You are failing my class. It's almost the end of the semester too and there's not much you can do to bring up your grade. Fortunately for you, I am an understanding professor and I think I have an offer you will find interesting... If you let me eat you, I will let you pass my class. I can tell you are uncomfortable at first, but after a few good licks you are becoming drenched in my saliva. Don't be nervous, no one can see what we're doing. Just focus on my hot spit dripping down your tiny body. How does it feel? How does my breath smell? Wow! You are covered in so much thick spit I can hardly see your face! I think that means it is time for me to begin swallowing you. I will make sure to slowly savor your delicious flavor as you slide down my throat and into my stomach. You know what? You taste so good and fill my belly so well, I think I am going to keep your grades the same! That way I can eat you again next semester...