We matched on Tinder because I thought you were cute, but you're actually way too short for me! Don't you know it is illegal for short men like you to date tall women in our society?! I could get in a lot of trouble if anyone were to see us together! You're unspeakably small and pathetic! Men like you are supposed to be on a public registry so women know to avoid interacting with you. I'm going to teach you a lesson by making you sniff a bunch of farts! Afterward, I'm going to have you collected by the Department of Beta Males and enrolled in a toilet slavery program for women to use you. Then you will finally have a purpose in life and be free from the disappointment of dating and rejection.