Oh my goodness! You made a huge mess in your pull-ups. Why didn't you use the bathroom like a big boy? I guess my potty training methods have failed. I'll have to change you immediately. Here is your blanky, suck on your thumb while I change you! To make sure you don't get a rash, I will have to use a lot of powder on your bottom. You know, step-mommy can't risk having you make messes in public. You will have to always wear pull-ups when we go out. If you make a mess, I guess I'll have to change you in front of step-mommy's friends. Maybe I'll even let my friends powder that poor, messy bottom of yours! How do your fresh pull-ups feel? They're so soft, aren't they? Why don't you wiggle around a bit? Good boy! Now let's get you dressed so we can go meet step-mommy's friends for lunch.