Empress Jennifer and I are going out on the town tonight to have dinner and bottle service at the newest and hottest club in the city. A night truly fit for two Goddesses. But of course we aren’t going to be using our money to pay when we have your bank account to use. Instead of the usual racking up a tab and providing you with a receipt for reimbursement, we thought we’d make a fun game out of easily taking your hard earned cash. We start by talking out how great our night is going to be while we pregame with cocktails, then we sit you down right in front of us. While you’re seated on the floor, we take out a marker and write different amounts on different spots of your face to later use as target practice. The game is simple, we each take turns spitting on you and hitting the targets we’ve drawn. Each part of your face represents a different amount you’ll be paying. When we hit a target, you’ll hand over the corresponding amount in cold hard cash, delivered to our perfectly manicured fingers. And of course, we get to have as many turns as we want to play until we’ve had enough or we’re ready to head out for the night. Ready to play? Of course you are.