I'm on your mind all the time. Everywhere. You can't help but see other people and think of me and think of how lame and boring they are. Wishing you could be spending all your time with me. You are boring, your life is mundane and the only pleasure left for you is worshipping me. Yet, you are to cheap to keep me here everyday, to broke to give me cause to want to enslave you. You are failing in this too. Let me tell you my porn secret too.