Mother Nature has been so cruel with you, tiny pathetic boy. I’m Mother Nature, I created everything, and you’re just a worm in the earth I made. Accept your fate and relax, worship me. I gave you a loser’s life, I gave you an ugly face, but now I’m giving you a purpose in life: to worship me and to sacrifice everything for me. I created tiny little men in order to work for me like little ants, and I also created hot girls to make them take advantage of you. I’m the Goddess and you have to bow down and worship. Mother Nature is a bitch, but you still owe her everything.