Let's face it. We're in a real relationship. But it's a parasocial one. I'm more visible than you. I'm out there to see and to listen to. You follow me from a distance, while I can't really see you because you're not in the public eye like that. Maybe you like that you don't have to be visible. Or maybe you would like to be more visible. Either way, it doesn't matter. You simp for ME. Just be honest--you're in love with me. You love the way I mesmerize you every day with my voice. You love the feelings you get. You love the way it makes your life better, just to put it simply. You respect me. You admire me. You are attracted to me. Now I'm going to teach you how to be a good simp. After all, if you admire me so much, it's best that you do what I say. Tags: Dumbing down, subservience, slavery