[custom - no name] So you've booked an appointment with a counsellor to discuss your stress? I suppose you didn't do your research quite right, because I'm not just any counsellor, latex is my area of expertise. But I'm sure I can craft a solution for you, we can create a happy restful place in your mind for you to retreat to. I notice your eyes focussing on my ballet boots, they will be our focus. Beginning with boot worship, followed by a JOI to completion... I know you're just going to glide out of my office stress-free.