You've been serving Me for ages, sent Me thousands of dollars, and through it all, you really thought we built something; you've fallen for Me, you let yourself get lost in daydreams of us running away together, you've somehow convinced yourself that deep down, I must feel it too...right? It's time for a reality check. Someone like Me would never want to be with someone as pathetic as you. I'm going to tell you all about how I manipulated you into falling for me, just so I could use you as My willing little wallet. But the truth is...I don't care about you, could never care about you. Does that hurt your feelings, loser? Good. Gender neutral. Follow Me on Twitter at @AllForArelia.