You've been spending all your money on Me and following all My most embarrassing commands for months, and through it all, you've somehow managed to maintain a normal relationship with a Woman. Unfortunately for you, that ends today. You're going to bring her to Me, and we're going to have a little chat; Woman to Woman. I'm going to tell her what a weird little freak you are. I'm going to tell her the reason you haven't been able to afford to pay for dates, to save for a house, to even get her a decent birthday present. And I'm going to convince her to dump your sorry ass, because she deserves better than anything a tiny-dicked, gooning wallet loser like you could possibly offer. And when she leaves you, you'll be alone, your one tenuous link to normalcy severed...because you're not normal. Your only purpose is serving Me and following all My commands. I promise; it's better this way. The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis; the viewer's partner is assumed to be a woman. Follow Me on Twitter @AllForArelia.