Making Me richer is sooooooooo hot.. I think I found another ingenious way for you to spend on Me right under your boring wife's ugly nose!  Give Goddess your expensive watch collection! That's right, a Rolex here and there missing is perfectly explainable, given how clumsy and stupid you act (at least around Me!). Bonus for Me, no taxes! 6 figures worth and I still have room for more, let's fill the rest of my Perfect arm!