-Custom- You're my new roommate and we're having our first roomie date! You were initially really excited to live with a hot girl like me, but I start farting and fanning the smell toward you straight away. I can tell you look disgusted, but I can't help that I'm gassy and it would be really rude of you to leave because of that. I try to make small talk with you, but you keep getting grossed out by the nonstop farting, after a few minutes you get up because you're changing your mind. I make a deal with you: if you can endure the rest of my farts today, I will give you a month of rent for free. I sit backwards on a chair and push out many loud rips that were trapped deep in my leggings. I describe the smell to you as you take it all in and you begin to feel woozy. You don't think you're going to make it. I decide to get up and give you a kiss to sweeten the deal... but instead of kissing you, I swallow you whole! Everything turns black... ...Then you wake up inside of my belly! I comment that you were out for a long time and ask you if you like your new home? It's not like I lied to you... you are getting to live in my belly for a whole month without paying rent! Now you get to be even closer to all the foul smells that I pushed out of my asshole. And eventually, I'll push you out too! Maybe by then you will have learned an important lesson about respecting an innocent lady's fragrant farts.